Pooping On The Floor At Work

For a little context.

Pooping on the floor at work.

Look for someone who is accustomed to using a squat toilet. If you have trouble using the restroom at work try to find a restroom on a different floor. You will find they are sqautting on the top of the pan instead of sitting on it. If your workplace only has one restroom search for a time when there is not as much traffic so you can have some peace and quiet.

This is a story with twists and turns employees turning on one another and a pay off at the end when we find out who the dooky dumper was. Strap in because this one s a real humdinger. I ll bet you that is the reason you have that mess. Not racist just honest.

It s a whodunnit that centers around a big ol brown poopy yule log that someone left on the floor in the workplace. I believe but am not certain that the poop smearing is only happening in one men s bathroom. Search for a restroom that is not used as frequently and do your business there. People use to poop on the floor at my job but then again it was mostly mexicans.